January 2009
4 posts
HEADLINES:
LATE NIGHT FRENZY BREAKS OUT IN LOCAL APARTMENT BUILDING
(Names changed for protection of residents.)
If you heard the noise late Saturday night, then you already know. Six local New Yorkers went stir-crazy from being cooped up in their apartment for too long and all went cut throat trying to kill each other. One roommate Deghan MeMello (sister Maitlin MeMello- also present during riot) was...
ENTERTAINMENT
Hotel 6L- Five Full Stars?
Voters alike agree that Hotel 6L is the number one place to stay in New York City. What with New Age dancing entertainment, the endless drama of boys, babies, and booze, and the integration of co-habitation; Hotel 6L has it all. Famed Hotel Critic Jordan “Couch” CrabApple gushed, “Hotel 6L was one of the most enjoyable, memorable places I visited during my stay in the...
SPORTS
Eagles Soar Triumphantly (and slightly arrogantly) Over Giants Heads
Denial is more than just a river in Egypt. Maybe now the Giants will understand it takes more than a National Championship to win a regular season game. Going just 3-for-13 for the game, the Giants seemed to have shrunk under the “Giant” wingspan of the Eagles.
“E-A-G-L-E-S! Flyyy Eagles Flyyy, Flyyy Hiiiiiigh! Eagles rock!...