December 2009
15 posts
Sunday State of Mind: A Christmas Office...
When tokin the ticks one fine pre-Christmas day, my roommates and I got to chattin… Considering this was only the first for some and the second for others, we had no idea what to do about Office Christmas presents. What do you get? If you get a gift card how much is too much, what’s the right amount, and to where? What is appropriate? I mean, it’s pretty obvious that lingerie is...
“Well I’m gonna charge her for living… because we taught her...”
– Professa…
A New Years Email to a Group of Boys I've Never...
Hey Kids- I’m lookin for a midnight kiss… Bringin my own mistletoe even though it’s after Christmas just so I can use some good ol tomfoolery to trick someone into it! Get ready for a bomb ass night. 29 peeps 1 city, NYC get ready, balls about to drop.
“Don’t give to the UHO… it’s equal to finding out Santa...”
SISTER BUDDHA- Hey, can I have some of this orange soda we brought?
PROFESSA- That's like asking to put on the New Year's cap!
Sheila's Shitstorm
“OK, tomorrow after work I’m gonna get shit, Kinney’s gonna get shit, you guys are gonna get shit, then we’ll take a shit then do shit. Then we’ll come back to this shit, eat shit, drink shit, and smoke shit.”
Happy Holidaze from HeavenOnYork
Twas the Night before the weekend and all through Heaven on York Every creature was stirring their mixed drinks with a fork The girls were all sitting round the family room chair In hopes of having fun, one even curled her hair. The drinks were nestled all snug in our hands With visions of the night as we all made our plans Sheila in her bow, I in my tiny dress All getting ready to turn...
“soooo i had to lift like ten thousand boxes and when my arms got tired i had to...”
– I think I outworked you today…
elephants
Professa: You know how I get! I can't smoke the elephant!
Me: Why? Because there's an elephant in the room?
“ladies and gentlemen: although it is an awful, cold, blistery, long ass typical...”
– the Professa calling out good ‘ol Bernice…
The Style That Should Never Have Left
The past few weekends I have been going out and since it is now December, it is only fitting that the weather should be getting colder. Well, I am not one of those girls who will risk life and health just to look sexy and cute, so I normally bring out a sweater or jacket or something warm with long sleeves or just some sort of protection from the cold. Typically my nights end up with me dancing....
Random Convo with The Professa
PROFESSA: big hearts always love again
PROFESSA: hahaha
ME: DON'T WRITE A LOVE QUOTE BOOK THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.