October 2010
4 posts
Halloween Survival Guide
1. Never open a glowing door.
2. Running never works- you will undoubtedly trip and the chaser will still catch you while walking.
3. Going upstairs never works- you will only trap yourself.
4. Do NOT lock the doors- you WILL lock the killer inside with you
5. If you get close enough, take off the mask- this won’t help you survive but it will answer some questions and possibly give you...
“Yeah, he went to Yahoo and I was like ‘OK… now go to...”
Screennames
When we talk about the internet, we tend to forget what really popularized it. Before the troublesome, extensive, profile rich communities of Facebook or MySpace. Before HotMail and IMDB and TextsFromLastNight and BarstoolSports. Before .com and .org and .net. Not Napster or LimeWire. Not porn, not email, not Google or Yahoo or MSN. But the one www that changed them all. The one URL that...
Oreoddiction
It starts out as harmless fun, casual, social. You have some with your friends, dip them in milk, lick the center, all fun and games. Then you get cravings, you can’t fight it, so you go get some more, enjoy with friends. Then comes the itch, the sweats. You search high and low, the cupboards, the dishwasher, a crumb, smeared creme filling, anything. Finally you cave, go out and buy them,...