A Facebook Post to a Friend Going to China…

hey sheila, just wanted to wish you luck digging your way to china… let me know if your arms get sore and you need someone to take over for a few digs. i put a few extra shovels in your bag, just in case one breaks- i’m imagining it’s going to take quite a few shovels… oh and i also packed gardening gloves and an inflammabal, unburnable suit for when you get to the lava/magma layer. i think you should be covered, i’ll let magellan know he can kiss your ass- travel around the world? you’re travelling THROUGH the world! good work kid, i’m proud of you- keep digging!

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