Extra Day Off: Monday vs. Wednesday

You know, no two consecutive days in a row would be nice, a little break in between. Much like snack time in elementary school, or recess. It would be nice to wake up in the middle of the week an not have to go in. Just one day off in the middle of the week. Almost redefines the word week, might even have to change it to we ek. But let’s be honest here, no one, and I mean no one, likes Mondays. It’s the start of the week and there are four more after that. There is not a soul on the planet Earth that likes Mondays, I dare you to find one. I think that can change. I think the new day to hate is Tuesday and it’s right around the corner. I think we ought to xnay Mondays and start taking our hatred out on Tuesdays. By the time Terrible Tuesday’s over it’s already Hump Day. And everyone gets frisky on Hump Day.