Heaven on York

Dearest OB Wan Kenobi,

I haven’t seen you around today otherwise I would have formally over AIM told you that I found your light saber. You gotta be more careful with these things, it gets in the wrong hands and someone loses a… hand. Anyway, I guess it doesn’t really matter because I know where you live and I could easily take the ferry to your house but to be honest… I’m quite lazy. I’d even mail it to you if I weren’t so afraid it’d burn the envelope to pieces and zap the mailman to nothing so I guess I’m just going to have to hold on to it. Please be more careful with these things, with the battle between good and evil going on right now in this crazy world we really don’t want to add fuel to the fire. Anyway, I hope all else is well, I’ll take good care of it. Let’s do lunch.

Best,
Princess CaitLeia