Sheila “The Professa” Catanzarita
New York, NY
Sheila Catanzarita, a proud Snuggie owner and ironically a resident of the well known Heaven, has died. She was 22.
Catanzarita, a spokeswoman for Mexican children, died this Saturday night at a friend’s apartment, February 6, 2010, due to suspiscious causes completely and entirely unknown (though many sources speculate that it was an “enormous pizza sandwich”). A well known partier and hostess with the mostest, Catanzarita will be succeeded by three roommates, Caitlin, Caitlin and Lauren, two sisters, Mary and Sara, and one random Aussie, Dane. It is safe to say that Catanzarita had a fulfilled life with spur of the moment and under the radar trips to places including but not limited to China and exotic locations such as Jamaica.
Catanzarita was a lover of life, alcohol, concert tickets, and memories. Catanzarita’s favorite color was black, favorite emotion was burst, favorite band was Kings of Leon, favorite word was YOLO and she was a lover of praise, compliments, Australia, and personality. Catanzarita will be sorely missed but her jovial spirit will live on through friends and family.
**Catanzarita was an organ donor but due to her last night’s fatality, her organs have been deemed useless by many doctors.
