what up mOB dick? it’s been a while, pretty sure the last i heard you were out in the open waters trying to hide from captain ahab… look out for those spears they’re dangerous, (not britney, i hear she’s harmless) anyway, be careful out there in that vast ocean, i hear ahab’s on a mission and he’s not likely to be deterred. swim carefully and keep your eyes peeled, one sign of him and you might blow… water… although one nudge from you and you could overturn the whole ship… good news is he doesn’t have scuba gear! how’s your cousin doing, you know, the one at sea world? the one that recently ate the trainer? i hope they didn’t kill him… send my regards to the family.
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