It has been on my mind lately, what with Osama bin Laden being killed and all, that maybe terrorism isn’t really what this is all about… When looking at the situation, from a purely subjective point of view, what really struck me as something of the utmost importance, were the names. The biggest, most prominent difference between us and them, what really separates us, are the difference in names. And I’m starting to think this War on Terrorism should really be a War on Nomenclature.
Take for instance Shabaab and Fahd, it’s like an explosive barbecue and a dynamite clothing trend. No wonder there’s so much violence in their countries, Musadeek is pissed about his phallic name, while Gawth is angry that his might take the Lord’s name in vain. Musaab hates Swedish cars and Sadaqat is violently searching for the left out “u”. It’s a bloodbath out there.
Maybe if they had a strong name like Walter, or Leroy, they wouldn’t feel the need to overcompensate. Just a little something to think about.
Oh, also, how the hell are they able to walk around with a straight face making bombs and threats with those names? Mind boggling.
